Clever Signages. Good copywriting.
A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.
At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.
On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.`
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.
In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.`
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.`
In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.`
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
On another Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels