Santa had saved up a lot of money to buy a car. But when he had required sum, instead of buying a car he brought a buffalo.

"Santa ji you were always saying you wanted a car to drive to the the market. And now you have gone and brought another buffalo. Won't you look ridiculous riding a buffalo to the market?" complained his wife, Jeeto.

Quite unabashed, the Santa replied, "Wouldn't I look more ridiculous trying to milk a Maruti?"